Monday, October 22, 2012

Ladies Beware! Cuddle season is upon us....

The leaves are turning colors and falling. You reluctantly packed away your sun dresses and short shorts. Guys have traded their wife beaters for button ups and Tims. The last thing is turning the thermostat from cool to heat and leaving it on auto. Sure these are all signs of the fall season coming and going and making way for winter. However, ladies and gents it's pre season to cuddling season! Yes that's right men are preparing for boo'd up season. Time for him to narrow down the starting five and answer a dreded question. "Which one of these chicks can I tolerate for 3-4 months on a semi daily basis". Tina Turner sang it best "What's Love got to do with it?" Nothin, so Miss don't get your hopes up if you haven't herd from him in 6 months and he starts liking your fb pics. Even if he starts texting how much he misses you. Why didn't he miss you last month when sap was rising and the sun was harrassing shining? I'll tell you why because he wasn't thinking about you that's why! Now, however he needs a cuddle partner. Preferably one who will cook, is pretty clean, and he won't want to run away from after a rump around. In the summer he wanted a slim shady. Fall and winter he'll settle for voluptuous vixen even going into the relms of fat. He doesn't plan to go nor be scene too many place as it get's closer to winter any way. There is nothing wrong with cuddle buddy season. As long as you know come April the contract will become null and void. Ladies find someone who wants you for the rough season and the not so rough seasons. If you haven't herd from him in months but all of a sudden he's your number 1 fan evaluation is in order. Depending on location to his other boo's you may still be on a rotation just less frequent and with a smaller number. It's up yo you cuddle up with him or cuddle up with yourself till someone worthy of your warmth comes along. LOVE Mzchynudol

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